dear Ukrainian landlord,

from by Lily Schaffer

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Dear Ukrainian landlord,
I'm sorry I had sex so loud
the walls are just really thin here
I swear I'll try to keep it down

Dear Ukrainian landlord,
I promise I will buy a gag
I know you're trying to watch Matlock
I'm not judging you for that

you know what I mean, it's hard
that's a double entendre
you know what I mean, it's hard
to rhyme anything with double entendre

Dear Ukrainian landlord,
I'm sorry I had sex so loud
the walls are just really thin here
I swear I'll try to keep it down

Dear Ukrainian landlord,
I didn't mean to keep you up so late
it's just that I have a weird schedule, like
Mondays I have scrabble
Tuesdays I'm in a pool league
Thursdays I host this open mic
I usually go out on the weekends........

you know what I mean, it's hard
that's a double entendre
you know what I mean, it's hard
to rhyme anything with double entendre

Dear Ukrainian landlord,
I'm sorry I had sex so loud
the walls are just really thin here
I swear I'll try to keep it down

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from Nancy McG in the UKV, released January 1, 2010

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Lemonade is my only studio album. Dead Receiver is my favorite album. Under the Microscope is a concept album about Nobel Prize winning chemist Fritz Haber. Go Fish is somewhere in between. nancymagil.bandcamp.com was my alternate persona years and years ago ... more

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